Tuesday, November 13, 2007


A
SECOND
COMING
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Aside from Rolling Stone, which has remained the most excellent paper-publication around, I don't subscribe to magazines anymore, but Elle had an
8-dollar-a-year-promotion
so I ordered it and got my first copy, this week.

If ever I needed confirmation that fashion is deader than a doornail (what's a doornail?) Elle provided it.

It contained minus-zero fashion, while models seem to have become the sole focus of the entire fashion industry. Dressed in useless, badly-designed, ugly garments and accessories which no woman in her right mind would ever purchase, models are now being photographed while floating underwater, lying down on elephants, standing up on rooftops, crawling into terrorist tunnels, and every other ludicrous place imaginable, while wearing theatrical layers of thick make-up paint and break-your-neck shoes with 6-inch heels.

The issue's primary article was titled "The Second Coming".......and it was.......yeah, you never could've guessed it....... about Bill Clinton's

"Almost deific ability to incite passions
from Washington to Africa
and can this most
alpha-of-males
morph into a first lady?"

Most "alpha of males"???

This man is an incompetent, ridiculous fool whose defective presidency
CAUSED 911
while he spent his time seducing women in the oval office......and Elle hopes for a second coming?

WORDS FAIL ME
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